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		<title>Things That Bug Me</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[One day sales with a &#8220;preview day&#8221;. If you have a &#8220;preview day&#8221; the one day sale is no longer &#8220;one day&#8221;. The price of replacement razor blades. Screw you Gillete! Smokers. It&#8217;s disgusting and inexcusable. Censoring language on TV. The FCC is full of prunes. Besides, kids are going to learn the words anyway. [...]]]></description>
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<p>The price of replacement razor blades. Screw you Gillete!</p>
<p>Smokers. It&#8217;s disgusting and inexcusable.</p>
<p>Censoring language on TV. The FCC is full of prunes. Besides, kids are going to learn the words anyway.</p>
<p>People who leave their newspapers on the subway. Are you that lazy that you can&#8217;t carry them to a trash can 50 feet away.</p>
<p>People who don&#8217;t change their cell phone ringtone away from the carrier default. If your not smart enough to change your ringtone, don&#8217;t use a cell phone.</p>
<p>TV commercials that are louder than the TV show. Hey cable networks! This is the 21st century! We have the technology to normalize the volume. Fix it!</p>
<p>The TSA. All you provide is the illusion of security. Stop wasting my time.</p>
<p>Fox Television. You cancel most of the shows that I like to watch on your network. Go to hell!</p>
<p>Local television news. It&#8217;s really painful to watch and 99% of what they report isn&#8217;t news. It needs to go away.</p>
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